Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
Pin me down and gently drag your lips and fingertips all over my skin. Put your mouth on my neck and use your teeth to send chills down my spine. Climb on top of me. Look deep into my eyes. Press that cunning smile against my wanting lips. Bite my lip. Make my whimper. Pull my hair. Help me let out some sweet little moans for you. Whisper in my ear everything you could do to me, everything you want to do to me…then don’t. Make me want it. Make my body beg for it.
if you ever feel bad about yourself you should watch me play sports
“Mom, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
I love this so much omfg
this kills me